So, why choose to be part of The Fuck Being A Princess (I’d Rather Be A Witch) Club? This is the mail club for all those who are ready to burn the fairytales and pick up some smut and sorcery.


A Mail Club is not just a subscription, it is an experience that arrives at your door. Each month, you will receive beautifully curated printed mail designed to slow you down, spark your imagination, and reconnect you with the joy of reading something real in your hands. No screens. No scrolling. Just a moment that is yours.
As a member, you will collect one chapter per month of the latest book by Emily J Bly, delivered straight to you. Over time, a full story unfolds page by page, envelope by envelope. Expect genres that keep things exciting and unpredictable, from fantasy fiction to thrillers, romance to poetry. Each chapter crafted to be engaging, accessible, and easy to enjoy even on your busiest days.
✨ Fun
✨ Quick to read
✨ A tangible escape you will look forward to every month
Join The Fuck Being A Princess (I’d Rather Be A Witch) Club and rediscover how good reading can feel one, slow, relaxed, snail-mail chapter at a time.

* Newsletter
* Latest book chapter
* Original art bookmark
* Original art stickers
* Something smutty
* Something sorcerous

This is more than mail; it is a shared journey with a like-minded community of readers who love stories, creativity, and the magic of anticipation.
£10.00 per month
